Here are some lyrics from Humble and Fred:
song #1...
Hello out there, it's off the air where's the hockey game tonight?
Tension grows and Bettman blows and Goodenow ain't that nice
The fans were pumped but we're takin' our lumps I think that we're insane
Someone Roars "What a Boar" There ain't no hockey game
Oh There ain't no hockey game, both sides should be ashamed
There ain't no hockey game, this winter's gonna be lame
Second period
Where player's flash their loads of cash and the fans are left behind
Plus the owner's suck and we're out of luck no other game that we can find
It's a luxury tax, not a salary cap to me that sounds the same
All I know is this year blows I miss my hockey games
Oh There ain't no hockey game, both sides should be ashamed
There ain't no hockey game, this winter's gonna be lame
Third period...Third Period
You know what? There's no third period...there's no first period
they're on strike or locked out or whatever the hell they are
I'm takin up bowlin'...bowlin'
"The good ol' bowlin game"
By: Humble and Fred.
Second Song:
My husband's useless once hockey season starts.
Won't fix the plumbing or won't wash the car
Too busy drinking to take out the trash
That's all over until the lockout ends
Maybe I finally get him to show more stone
This lockout's the greatest, I get the remote
This lockout's the greatest
and all you ladies know that hockey's the worst
because all our husband's do are drink hockey and curse
This lockout's the greatest, I get the remote
This lockout's the greatest I hope it never ends
Also by humble and Fred