A ROTJ Movie fantasy

[p]

Something to do to pass the time while hockey news is in a downturn.

What if someone were to make a movie about the Return of the Jets saga. Just for fun, who should be the characters in our fictional movie, and who should play them?

To start things off, some of the characters I see are:

Mark Chipman, David Thomson, Gary Bettman, Bill Daly, Darren Ford, Alex Snell, The crew from Glendale (Scruggs, Lieberman, Logan et al. The crew from Goldwater, JB, the Ice Edge boys, Hulsizor (sic), ASG, Kincaide, The Balkan.

Take it away boys and girls.

[ReJ40]

Off the top of my head

Gary Bettman -> Danny DeVito

I'd rip up google for a few hours to find the others but I am at work. So, anyone else got some fairly lookalike actors that could play each the roles?

[p]

Maryl Streep for Scruggs. Also, she could do Susan Thompson too

[Conky]

No movie would be complete without Samuel L Jackson

[WpgJETS]

Jul 11, 2011 22:48:14 GMT -5 Conky said:

No movie would be complete without Samuel L Jackson

well he can play bill daly

[ReJ40]

Bill Daly -> Steve from Jerry Springer ....... or a clean-shaven John Ratzenberger
Matthew Hulsizer -> Rick Moranis
Phil Lieberman -> Clint Eastwood

[ReJ40]

I agree about Meryl Streep for Mayor Scruggs

As for anyone here in the ROTJ campaign, I think that if the story got to that middle part between the two Jets eras, it would be a neat thing to let Darren, Alex and any other person here to play their own parts... probably mostly as extras in a Portage and Main celebration type scene, or in a Save the Jets scene. Darren might be the exception and could have speaking roles I would think!