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Post by Douggy-D on Oct 22, 2010 21:34:06 GMT -5
Coyote fans have made a gajillion excuses as to why their attendance sucks. Here's 10 in no particular order. Feel free to add to them.
1. "We don't attend games before Christmas." 2. "We don't support the team unless it has solid ownership." 3. "There are too many home games." 4. "Prices are too expensive." 5. "On ice product is no good." 6. "Gretzky and Moyes ruined this team." 7. "We don't watch non-important games." 8. "We don't attend preseason games." 9. "We don't attend unless we're in the playoffs." 10. "It's too far to drive."
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Post by 14pac03 on Oct 22, 2010 22:07:27 GMT -5
Coyote fans have made a gajillion excuses as to why their attendance sucks. Here's 10 in no particular order. Feel free to add to them. 1. "We don't attend games before Christmas." 2. "We don't support the team unless it has solid ownership." 3. "There are too many home games." 4. "Prices are too expensive." 5. "On ice product is no good." 6. "Gretzky and Moyes ruined this team." 7. "We don't watch non-important games." 8. "We don't attend preseason games." 9. "We don't attend unless we're in the playoffs." 10. "It's too far to drive." 11. Sandstorm
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Post by Hobble on Oct 22, 2010 22:50:54 GMT -5
12. "What the hell is hockey?"
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Post by Douggy-D on Oct 23, 2010 11:00:26 GMT -5
13. "The team doesn't get any media coverage".
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Post by maxpower on Oct 23, 2010 11:29:31 GMT -5
14. We don't go to weekday games.
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Post by winnidog on Oct 23, 2010 11:39:29 GMT -5
15. I don't go unless I was advertised at.
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Post by Kenny S on Oct 23, 2010 11:48:25 GMT -5
16. Wait a minute..... we have a team? And they play what sport?
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Post by WJG on Oct 23, 2010 12:07:16 GMT -5
"The fans were protesting Doan's suspension."
"The attendance was EXPECTED to be this low."
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Post by oldfart on Oct 23, 2010 13:39:31 GMT -5
" I left the tickets on the check-out counter when I bought the six pack of coke."
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Post by phillyboy on Oct 23, 2010 15:08:32 GMT -5
17. "There is no live glowing puck for me to follow during game play. I'm lost without it."
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Post by phillyboy on Oct 23, 2010 15:10:45 GMT -5
18. "I don't buy vodka, therefore I don't get free tickets to home games."
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Post by Comrade Fox on Oct 23, 2010 15:28:10 GMT -5
19. "It was too hot...thought the ice wouldn't freeze... wait, it's played inside?"
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Post by cronanthebarbarian on Oct 23, 2010 16:40:41 GMT -5
20. no one gave me free tickets, and i refuse to pay 10$ to watch a hockey game 21. there was a 1% chance of rain, and i didnt want to risk getting in a car crash 22. i only go to games when the coyotes reach 100 points 23. i was too busy reporting suspicious looking mexicans to authorities
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Post by selanne405 on Oct 23, 2010 16:56:55 GMT -5
24. We have a team? I thought they moved to Kanada years ago 25. I would rather watch female bowling
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Post by Ric O. on Oct 23, 2010 17:11:07 GMT -5
26. The dog ate my tickets. 27. Scruggs said they were NFL tickets.
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Post by selanne405 on Oct 23, 2010 17:30:57 GMT -5
28. The news paper didnt say anything about hell freezing over
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Post by chadrex on Oct 23, 2010 18:07:43 GMT -5
29. It was past Logan's bedtime...
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Post by WHA on Oct 23, 2010 18:26:17 GMT -5
What the Puck is hockey?
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Post by bcmike on Oct 23, 2010 19:55:29 GMT -5
30. I can't follow a game that has only three quarters.
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Post by Douggy-D on Oct 28, 2010 17:07:55 GMT -5
31. "I won't watch unless our team has won a Staneley Cup."
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